Thursday, July 22, 2010

there's gotta be a support group for this...

fios is in the process of being installed in our house today. the house awoke to no internet. the soldier woke up in a panic, accosted the teacher of 'tards inquiring as to where our beloved internet had gone, before they both scampered off in search of their beloved internet at their respective work places. i was not in fear of the switching process as i have mobile broadband, thus by effectively never being out of touch with my beloved one.

text at 835: IS THE INTERNET BACK ON!?

text at 915: TELL ME WHEN THE INTERNET COMES ON, OK?

abouts 10am the russian spy wanders into the living room (where i was sitting in front of the non-working tv, where my bongos mock me mercilessly, a huge look of confusion on her face:

"uh, where's the internet?" i explain the situation and she overly-dramatically goes

"UUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"

and for the next 3 hours i have to hear the russian spy complain, beg, plead for the internet to return.

i thought she was going to kiss the fios guy when he finally arrived.

then the soldier comes home, flies in "IS IT BACK ON?!" the spy checks, announces it is, the soldier responds "OHHHH THANK GODDD!" and all was right with the world, cause god forbid we actually have to, ya know, interact with each other.

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